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October 20, 2004
The Woody Queen
i've been getting a lot of spam lately for on-line pharmacy's. it seems that there are a lot of companies out there concerned about my penis size, or perhaps they're worried that i might be worried about it. in either case, they've been writing me a lot.
many of those emails come with the picture you see over on the left. it's a picture of a young woman in nurses scrubs, looking friendly and professional. as i was repeatedly clicking the delete button this morning, i got to thinking -- is this young woman really a nurse? and if so, how does she feel about having her picture sent to millions of people every day -- people who upon seeing her face, immediately curse under their breath at having received another piece of spam. how does she feel about being a medical professional, now forever linked to a hated mail-order woody-enhancing drugstore.
i mean, does her family get spammed with these emails too? can you imagine being her father, opening up your AOL account, only to find a picture of your daughter wearing the uniform of her profession (that you might have paid to send her to medical school to be able to wear), hawking 48 hour erection pills? it would be enough to break a parents heart.
does she have trouble getting dates? do guys shun her and call her the spam boner princess? or maybe it's just the opposite. maybe she gets asked out a lot because of the perception that she's easy, and for the possibility of the free samples.
or maybe i just wonder a little too much on wednesday mornings.
Posted by P at October 20, 2004 05:46 AM
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SPAM BONER PRINCESS - sounds like a fascinating cruise ship!
Posted by: dan at October 20, 2004 06:25 AM
The really CURIOUS thing is how often these very same people write to ME about my penis...now if I HAD one I might get concerned that they knew something I didn't...but I just borrow one now and again and I always try to return it in as good a shape as I got it...um, though sometimes a "different" shape...um...I had better stop now before this comment gets even more out of control.
Posted by: Miss Bliss at October 20, 2004 12:00 PM
Well, I don't know, but she looks about 15 years old to me. They probably swiped the photo from the web site of a nursing school. Are they training nurses in the 9th grade now?
Posted by: Kyle at October 21, 2004 12:31 AM