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June 18, 2004
Happy Friday!
for your friday morning pleasure, here are 15 bumper stickers that i think we'd all really like to see:
Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called ... they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory ... some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Some people just don't know how to drive ... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
Posted by P at June 18, 2004 09:01 AM
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Comments
i've got to choose #1
and i'm going to need me a t-shirt with that printed on it
Posted by: Jules at June 18, 2004 09:37 AM
Those are great. I love the driving ones.
Posted by: Scott at June 18, 2004 10:12 AM
I'm very fond of:
"If Jesus loves me so much why doesn't he call?"
My all time favorite is:
"YOU! Out of the gene pool!"
Posted by: Miss Bliss at June 18, 2004 10:55 AM
i have a digital picture of #1 somewhere around here ... *sifts through digipics*
Posted by: tj at June 18, 2004 08:07 PM
I used to have one on my old Mercury, along with several Grateful Dead stickers, that said, "Die Yuppie Scum!" Heh heh.
Posted by: Kyle at June 19, 2004 12:43 AM
I saw one the other day that said;
BUCKLE UP! It will be harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car!
I also like;
Jesus is coming, LOOK BUSY!
Posted by: langus at June 19, 2004 08:35 AM