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June 10, 2004
Weeding Out The Gene Pool
on my way home from work i heard on the local news station that a nearby high school had been vandalized last night. seems that some morons smeared motor oil all over the place and stuck crazy glue and toothpicks in the door locks. then they posted a bunch of signs that said:
"Cancel math & science finals -- Ignore this at your own peril!"
gee, that sure narrows down the possible suspects. hmm? me thinks there's some kid out there who's not gonna have to worry about finals, as he's gonna be in the big house.
Posted by P at June 10, 2004 06:18 PM
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Parents these days suck. I mean when I was a kid you wouldn't have done something stupid like that because 1) my parents taught me it was wrong, 2) I knew that I would have gotten my ass beaten if I did anything that stupid. That was back in the days of corporal punishment. Bring it back is what I say!
Posted by: nefarious at June 10, 2004 06:56 PM
I totally agree nefarious! It is a different time!
Posted by: dewnut at June 11, 2004 07:45 AM
Geeze, my Mom would have know I was the one who did it before I got the f'in motor oil off my hands. She would have been waiting with the cops to hand me over, but only if they would wait long enough for her to disown me formally.
Posted by: Miss Bliss at June 11, 2004 08:46 AM
Beats the hell out of bomb threats.
Posted by: George at June 12, 2004 08:26 PM