January 13, 2004
at work, i delete a lot of spam. 200 to 300 per day -- i've written about this before. but today i got what has to be the WORST spam message ever. it's not bad because of the content, but because of the spelling.
take a look for yourself:
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STILL NO LUCK ENRGAILNG IT?
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and
2. *New* Enhancement Oil - Get hrad in 60 scneods! Amzaing!
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ENETR HERE
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ENRGAILNG? is that like enraged? enthralled? engorged? whatever it is at least we know we'll be hrad in 60 scneods. wasn't that a movie where this guy had to steal a bunch of cars? -- Hrad In 60 Scneods? and really, what sort of unit of time is a scneod? is that greater than a meonche? it's certainly more than a haronk, that's for sure.
amzaing. simply amzaing.
Posted by P at January 13, 2004 07:55 PM
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That's too much!
Posted by: kim at January 13, 2004 08:16 PM
Kyle's Strange but True says a scenod is a parsec, plus a buck two eighty-five tax for Gov Ahhnuld.
Posted by: Kyle at January 14, 2004 12:59 AM
I'm getting that one too! I'm sicken now that I have filters on and they use images so that you can't filter it and it pops up as you are going through your email and the kids are behind me. Ugh. Not even save to check my email anymore!
Posted by: Susan at January 14, 2004 06:31 AM
I think I've seen that movie!
Posted by: zeno at January 14, 2004 09:50 AM
Junk mail's one thing when you can read it, but this just moves it on to a whole new level. It's like it's no-name brand Spam or something.
Posted by: brian at January 14, 2004 02:04 PM
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Posted by: eric.s at January 14, 2004 02:10 PM
The misspellings are designed to evade spam filters, simple as that.
Posted by: jahgreen at January 19, 2004 09:02 AM