October 30, 2003
so this explains what went wrong with the A's and Giants this year...
found over at Bob From Accounting:
God Still Ignoring Sports-Related Prayers
CHICAGO--Responding to a flurry of prayers from Boston and Chicago, God reasserted his steadfast position that he is still ignoring all sports-related prayers through the 2003-2004 seasons.
"I'm not sure how to explain it so you finally get it," said The Lord and Creator. "But you heathens spend every weekend drunk on the bleachers and every weekday watching the game on TV and ignoring your family and duties, and suddenly you demand I help some third rate ballplayer at the end of his career hit a grand slam in the bottom of the 9th? Forget it. It's not gonna happen."
Posted by P at October 30, 2003 12:17 PM
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