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June 16, 2003
The Stalker Jay...
stan, the outdoor cat, has a stalker. it started yesterday morning when i was getting ready to paint the bathroom. the garage door was open and i when i went out i found a large blue jay sitting on a box near the inside door. figuring he was just there to eat the cat food i shoed him away. but he was soon back - squawking louder then ever. stan meanwhile, is lounging comfortably on the cool cement floor, ignoring the whole thing. an hour later i go back into the garage. again, there's the jay - sitting in the middle of the driveway, with stan ignoring him completely not five feet away.
stan, i say, did you eat his family? stan just smiles and blinks. the blue jay squawks louder. this kept up all afternoon and into the evening.
after work today i opened the house up again, to finish the trim on the bath. i'm not twenty minutes into painting when again i hear a familiar sound. yep, it's the jay, and he's still pissed!
i think stan must have eaten a few cousins as well...
Posted by P at June 16, 2003 08:10 PM
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what's nice is stan decides not to shut the jay up. he just lets him bitch and moan, as if to say "yeah, i ate them ... what of it?" hehe.
Posted by: tj at June 17, 2003 06:37 AM